"My Microwave Lunch Jumped Up And Flipped"
"My Roommate Was Trying To Keep The Bacon Warm"
"Put My No-Bake Cookies In The Oven To Cool Overnight. Forgot And Didn’t Tell The Wife But I Sure Remembered When She Started Preheating The Oven For Breakfast Pizzas"
"I Made Eggnog Last Night From Scratch. I Woke Up To This Monstrosity"
"I Was Really Looking Forward To This Homemade Quesadilla"
"I’m Gonna Say I Misread The Package As 350 Minutes Instead Of Degrees, Not That I Got High And Fell Asleep On The Couch"
"Had A Big Party This Past Weekend. While I Was Greeting Guests I Forgot About The Ribs On The Grill. The Ribs Caught Fire And I Had To Put It Out With A Fire Extinguisher"
"My Potato Exploded"
"That’s How Crooked My House Is"
"Just Wanted A Coffee. Now I Have To Paint My Wall"
"Well... Today I Found Out That The Bottom Of My Blender Is Detachable"
"A Liquorice Cake I Made For My Husband 3 Years Ago And I’ll Never Hear The End Of It"
"Was Searching Google Maps For Coffee But Found This Abomination Instead"
"I Tried To Make Bread Using Only Flour And Water"
"My Friend Said She Makes Perfect Steaks"
"I Have Never Made Burgers Before"
"A Picture That Speaks A Thousand Words"
"How Not To Cook Spaghetti Squash"
"Leftover Stuffing Waffles"
"It's My Daughter's Birthday And I've Made Her A Cake. It's Been Cooling Down In The Fridge. Let Me Just Check On It Real Quick"
"Have Been Preparing Easter Dinner Since 10 AM"
"That Time My Friend And I Tried To Make Cookies And I Somehow Forgot To Add Flour"
"I Used To Work At McDonald's. Came In For The Overnight Shift And No One Told Us Pies Were In The Oven. Checked 6 Hours Into The Shift And Found These"
"Forgot To Clean The Rice Cooker, Opened It 2 Months Later To See This. Can I Salvage It?"
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looks more like porkchop than steak