“She (wife now) pestered me over the interenet until i agreed to go to local pier with her, at first I thought she was a catfish after something ’cause she 1) contacted me first 2) was hot in the pictures she showed me and 3) was insistant on meeting in person asap after only talking for a few days. (all of this to be friends, at first she she only ever talked about wanting to find a friend)”
go home Leon, you're drunk.
What makes you think they are all men?