"Here Is My Hand (I Dont Want You Reading My Palm)"
"The Hotel I'm Staying At Only Has Left Handed Mugs And I'm Right Handed"
"If You Look At The Tip Of A Ballpoint Pen You Can See The Ball"
"This Is Currently The Most Expensive Ball In The World, Valued At 13 Quadrillion Dollars By Myself"
"I'm Currently In Brazil. That's Because I Live Here"
"I Am At A Gender Reveal, Today I Will Find Out If I Am An Aunt Or An Uncle"
"I Sat Across From This Lemon On The Streetcar"
"Found Money (Censored Fingerprints Because I Know You Weirdos)"
"I Have A Burrito And You Dont"
"Cheese That Looks Like The USA If One Half Of It Was Kinda Square. Is This Anything"
"Texts From My Oldest Sister"
"I Have A Wrinkle That Goes All The Way Across My Forehead"
"Date Cancelled Last Minute, Came To The Movies Alone"
"I'm Going To Fight The Mold In My Room, Wish Me Luck"
"How My Dad And I Converse"
"I Unplugged My Fan Recently Because It’s Getting Cold Where I LiveI Unplugged My Fan Recently Because It’s Getting Cold Where I Live"
"Left: Milk Then Cereal, Right: Cereal Then Milk"
"This Calculator Has 13 Types Of "E""
"This Is $37 Of Pure Money"
"Lunch In A Russian School Today"
"Texts From My Dad"
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