"Took my car to a mechanic to get my AC fixed. Apparently their guard dog used my car as a chew toy."
"I just wanted Mac n cheese, man..."
"Why did birds preform an aerial assault on only ONE of my cars"
"Missing the cheese on half of my 'Ham and cheese' sandwich..."
"Someone stole my tools"
"Tree Troubles"
"This is what my pizza looked like after I was rear ended"
"After a long day, I wanted to make biscuits and gravy for dinner. I've got ADD. Put the biscuits in, went outside and mowed. Forgot about said biscuits. At least I've got hockey pucks now?"
"Left my lawnmower outside overnight and something chewed through the gas tank and... Drank the gas?"
"15mil dollar whoopsie"
"Needs more salt"
"Key broke while trying to open the gas tank"
"My dad found this poor soul fell into a ditch and now this poor souls insurance must be expensive now."
"Well a huge branch the size of miniature tree fell on my twin's trailer yesterday. :("
"My record showed up like this :("
"I was making brunch for the family, iPad sitting on a side table…my two huskies got crazy, knocked it on the floor without me noticing because I was in the other room, it slid under my wife’s recliner. She body slammed into her chair because she was excited for brunch, it rocked back with immense force, and bye bye iPad"
"Bacon forgotten in oven at work"
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