“Found on my leg tonight after a day-long headache”
“We just got the window replaced last week.”
“After 14 months, 3 requests, 2 White House VA calls & 1 Congressional inquiry, the VA sent my records on CD….in halves.”
“Microwave safe my @$$”
“Took off my headphones tonight and noticed I have a balled spot”
“The last spot I parked my Hyundai in before it disappeared overnight”
“My landlord decided to set up his washing machine in the garage. That spot is our assigned parking space.”
“Have a 102 fever. Decided to make soup.”
"The reduced sugar version is more expensive."
“Just opened a pack of cards, and pulled an $1800 card, but the company doesn’t exist anymore so I can’t redeem it.”
“The ant situation we found at work when we went to make coffee”
“It seems that someone purchased the same dining set, replaced it with their used and smoke infused seats, then returned it. Costco must’ve restocked it without inspecting it for the next unlucky customer (me).”
“I’ve only been in this apartment for 3 days..”
“I did not know milk crates were this strong.”
“Letter was placed on my car, on a public street in Chicago…”
“Tossing and turning all night with an annoying cough only to roll over and feel my face on fire.”
“The hood of my car blew open when I was merging onto the freeway”
“Buy some beer after a stressful day at work and when I get out of the car the handle tears busting the whole pack.”
“I kept a small vial of my dads ashes in the center console of my car. I opened it today to find this…”
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#25 you just don 't know hot to buy lime, simple as that.
kia boyz google it. it's so easy to steal Hyundai and Kia. you pop off the steering column plastic on the right , take your phone charger cord and stick the USB into the slot you'll find there, turn it like a key...Stolen! easy peasy.
now its a Batroom
no, this is completely unrelated, there's also quality content only on izi with no repetitions whatsoever!
#5 B@lls!
#11 Of course it is, sugar is cheap! Do you thing the food industry wanted to do YOU something good?
#13 Doesn't look like they came just overnight.
#17 I would love to hear the other side of this.
#33 Last time I saw this, it was "the kids brushed their teeth". Make up your story.
#38 I think something's wrong with the owner.