"German T-Mobile Found 3 Snakes Inside Their Network Unit"
"I Said "Put It In Rice." Not "Put Rice In It""
“There’s Something Wrong With The Printer In The Lab...”
"Customer States "Our Intercom At The Gate Doesn't Work" Meanwhile In The Connections Box"
"User Spilt Coffee On His Laptop - So He Put It In The Oven To Dry It Out"
"User Calls About Disc Being Stuck In Another Computer, Mentions Off Hand About This Laptop. They Had Been Using And Charging It Like This For Weeks"
"The Nastiest Mouse I Have Ever Seen In The Field. Make No Mistake, That Is Not Dust. That Is...uh...hand-Grease"
""You Can Fix Your Sisters Phone Right? It Gets Hot Sometimes And Turns Itself Off A Lot". "What's That Smell?" Battery Acid. Literally Battery Acid"
"I Think My Psu Has Some Kind Of Error"
"Customer Brought In This Imac For Not Powering On... This Is How He Apparently Uses It"
"Go Check The Switch Closet. We Think Something Might Have Gotten Unplugged Somewhere"
“Can You Recover The Data?”
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no mostly the god of piss-poor support. I've been a loyal ASUS customer for 20 years but their support is trash. always has been.
#27 At least there are no poisonous snakes in Germany.
#44 Lithium ion batteries don't have acid in them.