"My Mom Found This Today While Looking Through An Old Notebook. I Wrote It As A Kid, But Have No Memory Of Doing So"
"If I was invisible, I would haunt my parents. I would first start out with minor things, like pulling their covers at night or knocking dishes over. Then it would get worse. I would turn the lights on and off. I would whisper sinister things in their ear if they decided to move out; I'd stalk them."
"These Note Pages Randomly Appeared On My Notes App, And I Have No Clue How. I’m Not Transgender And Don’t Know Anyone Called Sarah"
"So I'm In A Hotel In Edinburgh, And I've Just Found This Note In One Of The Drawers"
"Strange Finds In The Woods"
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"The highest order of the world, kingdom, universe, galaxies, nations, and planet land! It is ordered, commanded, and demanded! Immediately! Joanne Keefe, 7/19/66, "white horse" is a divine feminine goddess! She can manifest whatever she wants instantly! She has superhuman strength powers. Joanne Keefe is clairvoyant and telepathic. She has all benevolent supernatural superpowers and miracle infinity! She is an ascended master! She is at all times divinely protected! Joanne Keefe, 7/19/66, has a head full of shiny, luxurious, thick, long, strong, hydrated, colorful, gray-free head of beautiful stunning HAIR. It is divinely loved & protected!"
"This Morning I Found A Note Left In The Elevator Under The Doors"
"These Notes Have Been Randomly Showing Up Around The Neighborhood"
"I Found This Note In The Public Restroom"
"Found In The Suggestion Box At The Post Office"
"Human remains on the beach Naknek up river from copper SFDS. Snagged on the wood plank below the radio house, call the trooper now."
"Creepy Note Inside The Townhouse Closet"
"Found This On My Kitchen Floor Tonight"
"Dear George St. Stalker, Please Stop Leaving These Notes Under My Girlfriend's Windshield. She’s Flattered, But Thoroughly Creeped Out"
"My Friend Found This Note From A "Secret Admirer" On Her Car This Morning. Yes, Those Are His Teeth"
"To Lauren,
Don't frown; you never know who is falling in love with your smile. From your secret admirer."
"Just Got This Note At My Work. Can Anybody Translate For Me?"
"We Checked The Hunting Cam Posted Near The Hole To See If We Caught Anybody. Instead, I Found Both The Camera And The Tools Gone, Along With This Note Left At The Bottom Of The Hole"
"Since It’s My Last Day Of School, I Present To You The Note Written To Our Class By Our Seniors (We Were Not The Lucky Ones)"
"From My 6-Year-Old Daughter’s Writing Journal At School"
"Creepy Note Outside My Apartment"
"I found this note outside my apartment it looks too organized to be an actual crazy rant is there a creepy scavenger hunt running in Boston?"
"This Ominous Note That Was Left On My Desk At Work"
"Found On The Floor Of A Walmart Just Before Closing"
"Creepy Note That Was Left For Me While I Napped During An Airport Layover"
"I Work At A Spirit Halloween Store That Used To Be A Sports Authority Location Years Ago. We Recently Found This Old Photo Taped To The Back Of A Cabinet, With This Cryptic Note On The Back"'
"Today I Woke Up To This Note On My Car"
"The note was placed on my windshield while my car was parked in my building garage, which happens to be accessible to the public.
I’m reluctant to report this to the SF police because they are incompetent and their hands are tied behind their backs.
I’m worried that the threat will be acted upon in the near future.
What would you do if you were in my shoes?"
"This Anonymous Note Was Just Left In My Mailbox"
If you really want to mess with people shower them with love messages and see what happens.