“I wish people would realize that hotel staff can do a lot for you– i.e., free stuff, upgrades, generally making your stay easier and more pleasant– when people are nice to us. There are plenty of things we aren’t required to do but can do if we’re motivated to do so. Being nice to us is the easiest way to get free stuff!”
#15 Not just the elevator, but the ice machine, vending machines and the always-set-to-slam-hard stair door on each end of the building. Also, the best ear plugs are the wax plugs swimmers use. Not those ineffective foam plugs. Those wax plugs when properly jammed into each ear will render you legally deaf.