#17 I am guessing that one of the new rolls is on the dispenser and that almost gone one is the original that she wanted to replace.

#6 Don't heat up sauce in the jar.

#2 can you go with 0%.... (?)

#7 "We politely suggested..." Did he politely suggest you cram it with walnuts? It's obviously a children's show and the kid is pretty small... so, genius putting her in a chair by herself would prevent her from seeing anything.

#8 So, pour some milk on them. What did you do? Run over them with your car?

#10 Your brother didn't want to wait for YOU to decide how YOU wanted it sliced. So, please and thank you.

#11 Only when you ask her to to do it for you, lazy bum.

#12 Oh, the tragedy... Have you figured out why, yet?

#15 Throw them all away and do what sane people do. Buy a bag of white socks.

#16 Oh sadness. I suggest you wear one of these.

#8 They couldn’t hear or feel that it was a bag of cookie rubble?