"Drying the mop over the fries."
“This restaurant covered up the ‘No Tip’ option with a sticker to force tipping.”
“My senior yearbook has an awful AI generated cover.”
“This pub has a camera overlooking the urinals.”
“My little brother removed all the buttons from the laptop.”
“Finally had time after a week of working two jobs to cook a nice hot meal for myself. Jar explodes at the bottom putting glass in my food and sauce everywhere.”
“Man refuses to place child on seat in theater.”
"We even suggested politely that he could move to the row behind us, which was the last seat in the auditorium and was empty. The child could stand there if she wanted to and not block anyone's view. He refused."
“Just opened these looking forward to a cookie.”
“Neither are electric vehicles.”
“I told my brother that he could take a slice of my pizza, and so he did.”
“The way my wife opens the bread.”
“My braids are two different lengths any way I do them.”
“Wondering why my plants haven’t been doing so well.”
“Hate finding stuff like this when pulling product.”
“How is it that I am missing 17 socks from 17 different pairs?”
"Fiancée asked me to pick out her black dress. Apparently none of these are it."
"Brought my sister 2 rolls of toilet paper and this is what was left after one bathroom use."
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thats for sure, but for that one time when they surprise you with that sh*t....
#8 So, pour some milk on them. What did you do? Run over them with your car?
#10 Your brother didn't want to wait for YOU to decide how YOU wanted it sliced. So, please and thank you.
#11 Only when you ask her to to do it for you, lazy bum.
#12 Oh, the tragedy... Have you figured out why, yet?
#15 Throw them all away and do what sane people do. Buy a bag of white socks.
#16 Oh sadness. I suggest you wear one of these.