“Man refuses to place child on seat in theater.”
"We even suggested politely that he could move to the row behind us, which was the last seat in the auditorium and was empty. The child could stand there if she wanted to and not block anyone's view. He refused."
thats for sure, but for that one time when they surprise you with that sh*t....
#8 So, pour some milk on them. What did you do? Run over them with your car?
#10 Your brother didn't want to wait for YOU to decide how YOU wanted it sliced. So, please and thank you.
#11 Only when you ask her to to do it for you, lazy bum.
#12 Oh, the tragedy... Have you figured out why, yet?
#15 Throw them all away and do what sane people do. Buy a bag of white socks.
#16 Oh sadness. I suggest you wear one of these.