This restaurant, which took to serving this pasta the same way I serve my midnight snacks, but for probably five times the price:
This pizza served on a snowboard, which sounds like a mad lib I wrote when I was seven:
This appetizer platter served up in a kitchen sink, which is both a) so inefficient and b) pretty much guarantees everything on the bottom is soggy as hell:
These clams served on a radio, which is so chaotic that I'm at a loss for words, TBH:
These barbequed corn skewers that really make me wish corn grew on something convenient and cob-like:
These triple-cooked chips that look delicious, but evidently become less appetizing when you realize they've been served in an ashtray:
This risotto that was served on a plate, but — in a fascinating turn of events — on the bottom??
This cocktail served in a hollow rock with only this teeny hole to suck it through...aka a disaster waiting to happen:
OK, pause for a second. Take a hint at what's in that mug — got a guess? The answer is scrambled eggs, which was neither my first, second, or tenth guess when I first saw this picture, because why would you serve scrambled eggs in a mug??
These cheese fries served in a dog bowl that I'm assuming you have to eat like a dog, too:
This cocktail served in a glass that's seemingly made for you to poke your eye out:
This strange sushi board that I just know I'd accidentally elbow (because it's in the least convenient place!!) and accidentally catapult all my precious sushi onto the patrons behind me:
This onion soup served in an onion...on some hay...in a bowl...with an extra side shot of it served in a hollowed-out log:
This HOT (!!!) coffee served in a handle-free glass bottle, in case you wanted a sandwich with a side of burns for breakfast:
And finally, this broccoli tree that's cursed, cursed, CURSED:
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But lets be real here i mostly inhale my food so Smashing it on the bare table would Work for me
nothing's here is pretencious. It's just plain trashy.