#2 Look out for langoliers.

#32 Those warranty stickers are not legal in the U.S. www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2018/04/ftc-staff-warns-companies-it
-illegal-condition-warranty-coverage-use-specified-parts-or-services

#4 That's because your Urologist pulled a fast one on you...again.

#8 Now, it's your fault.

#9 If the Brits thought they could emasculate the USA by removing America's 'wang, They've got another thing cumming.

#39 Mock battery?
A mock battery that is'frequently used' compared to what is presumably a REAL battery . . . . . . but what TYPE of battery is that?

#32 DO NOT OPEN A PSU. IT IS VERY DANGEROUS. if you need to clean it use some compressed air but don't open it some of the capacitors can keep enough charge to kill you.

#19 Al Bundy?

#29 happens more often than I'd like.

#8 TIME TO MOVE! Don't stick around til the ground opens up more.

#9 No one wants to be reminded of it!