"My left eyebrow is suddenly turning white"
"I'm the only one on this flight"
"My shipping pallet had previously been used as a sign at a wedding in 2018"
"My cold brew was served to me in a plastic bag."
"When idling, my car displays gallons per hour instead of miles per gallon."
"My exhaust tips came with a lollipop with its own dedicated slot in the packaging"
"All the vinegar have different amount of fluids in them. Not opened or signs of leaking."
"Crack in the pavement extends into the yard"
"This map in a KFC in the UK has no trace of Florida"
"Plane was ALL business class"
"There's a real lemon slice inside the can of this new Japanese drink"
"My Pyrex dishes from the same set, all the same size made in USA are different "colors" of glass"
"My hotel uses a punch card room key"
"Wear on my mouse after 10 years of daily use"
"My new house came with 8 different keys needed to unlock every extrerior lock."
"Before and after my pyrolytic cleaning oven"
"All of the fake IDs collected at a music festival"
"It looks like it's only raining over one house."
"My car radio is saying “hewwo :3”"
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#8 Now, it's your fault.
#9 If the Brits thought they could emasculate the USA by removing America's 'wang, They've got another thing cumming.
A mock battery that is'frequently used' compared to what is presumably a REAL battery . . . . . . but what TYPE of battery is that?
Exactly this, Florida man is the hero we deserve.