"The patterns created by firing a machine gun near loose dirt"
"My old Movie Pass card still hasn't expired."
"The Dr Pepper Museum in Waco, TX does not allow any Coke or Pepsi products on the premises"
"Pringle shaped seats at a bus stop in Lima"
"A pan I bought actually came with a screwdriver to screw the handle on"
"One of my dad's golfishes turned completely white"
"There is a bird nest with 4 newborn babies. Right above my door"
"I was doing crossbow target practice and I shot an arrow through my other arrow!"
"The placement of the Q on our garage door opener."
"A strip of the bush is suddlenly turning white"
"My dusty PSU I couldn't clean for years because of breaking warranty sticker"
"I have harlequin syndrome, and only half of my face turns red after running."
"Abandoned luxury cruise ship I saw on the train"
"A huge parrot just landed on my balcony, someone’s pet perhaps"
"This locked up Volvo"
"My smoothie unintentionally turned out to be the same color as my mug."
"Keyboard on a machine uses comic sans font"
"My mock battery that I frequently use oxidises faster than my replacement one"
"The same tea ball: 15 years of use vs brand new replacement."
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#8 Now, it's your fault.
#9 If the Brits thought they could emasculate the USA by removing America's 'wang, They've got another thing cumming.
A mock battery that is'frequently used' compared to what is presumably a REAL battery . . . . . . but what TYPE of battery is that?
Exactly this, Florida man is the hero we deserve.