"First wedding I ever attended as an adult was last year, I was a +1 to a friend from high schools friend who was marrying her high school boyfriend. For context I literally didn’t know anyone there, was just a date for a friend that needed one.The ceremony went well, it was a lovely wedding, fast forward to the reception at this big estate type of house with a lovely garden and pool.

The mother of the groom got absolutely blind drunk and was becoming increasingly intense as the night went on.

It came around time to cut the cake, the mother of the groom was nowhere to be seen. The same time this is happening we all hear yelling from outside, walk out the doors, and lo and behold she was fully naked in the pool, borderline drowning. Her husband had to jump in to get her out while we all averted our eyes."