"If your server drops the bill, don’t sit and talk for an hour and a half before paying it. Your server just wants to collect the signed receipt and go home, they could give a f@#k if you sit and use the table for another 3 hours. Pay it. Sign it. Leave it on the edge so the server can grab without interrupting you. Sitting on an unpaid bill isn’t some hack to get you more time at the table"