"My Wife Couldn’t Open The Bag, So This Was Her Solution When She Bought The Potato"
"Wife Planted A Large Amount Of Vegetables And Fruits In Her Homemade Garden This Summer. These Two Carrots Were The Only Harvest"
"My Wife Says Her Tongue Is Still Numb"
"My Wife’s Fortune Cookie. I Was Right"
"Wife's Been Home For 5 Minutes And Has Already Tripped Over And Broken The Baby Gate"
"I Tried To Make My Husband Cookies For His Birthday"
"My Wife Wanted "4 Hours Of Fire" She Said"
"I Told My Wife I Couldn't Tell The Difference Between The Salt And Pepper Shakers From The Set On The Left. So She Bought The Set On The Right"
"My Wife, Who "Doesn't Like Video Games," Has Played Baldur's Gate 3 For Nine Straight Hours Today"
"My Wife Sleeps Like This"
"My Wife Placed Her New Makeup Mirror On A Shelf Above The Toilet"
"This Is What Happens When Your Wife Wraps The Meat The Same Way Your Sandwiches Are Wrapped For Work"
"My Wife Found A New Game Called "Tetris" And Bet Me I Couldn't Beat Her Score Of Around 8000"
"My Wife Wanted To Do Something Nice For My Daughter And Her Friend. She Opened The Container Upside Down. Wife Was Less Than Pleased"
"This Is How My Wife Lays Out Her Crops. Grounds For Divorce?"
"So, My Wife Made A Yorkshire Pudding"
"My Wife's Attempt At A Biscuit Recipe From Pinterest"
"Got My Wife’s Car Windshield Fixed On Tuesday After Waiting Over A Month For Our Appointment. My Wife Sent Me This Today"
"Came Back Late From Work And Wife Told Me: "Your Food Is On The Table""
"My Wife Went Crazy Looking For The Ice Tray She Put In The Freezer This Morning... We Definitely Had A Good Laugh When We Finally Found Where It Was"
"My Wife Bought This To Get Some Hydrogen Into Our Water"
"My Wife Tried To Make Some Cute Eggs"
"I Was So Proud Of My Wife For Getting Excited For A Video Game Until I Saw Her Handle A Controller"
"I’m Grateful My Wife Does Laundry Often But Dang, This Is A Whole Fossil Record"
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