"Moved 15 Times Over 30 Years With An Antique Vase My Grandma Gave Me. Today I Cleaned It For The First Time And It Slipped Out Of My Hands"
"My Robot Vacuum Curled Up And Is Sleeping When It Should Be Working"
"I Tried Cleaning My Oven Today"
"My 3-Year-Old Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Spray The TV With Water To "Clean" It"
"I Appreciate Your Drunken Late Night Attempt To Clean, Random Party Guest, But Wooden Cutting Boards Do Not Go In The Dishwasher"
"Vacuumed Disposable Cutlery Under My Kid's Bed"
"Cleaning Your Toilet With Dishwasher Detergent"
"I Cleaned My Glasses But Apparently There Was A Small Stone On The Cloth"
"I Was Cleaning My Glasses And Then This Happened"
"Props To The New Roommate For Cleaning The Whole Kitchen, But She Scrubbed The Microwave Oven So Hard, All The Ink Came Off The Dials"
"Wife Tried To Clean My Cast Iron. How Much Alimony Should I Get?"
"Half Of These Pants Shrunk In The Wash"
"I Guess I Don't Have To Mop The Floor Anymore"
"I Spent An Hour And A Half Cleaning The Kitchen. When I Finished I Thought I'd Make Coffee"
"Got Reminded By Myself That Ceramic And Glass Aren’t A Great Idea To Put Together. Tried To Clean My Pepper Grinder And It Fell Down Directly Into My Washing Machine Door"
"Put My Remotes On My Heater While Cleaning And Forgot. Then Got Chilly"
"So That's How You Empty The Dust Container In A Vacuum"
"Failed Attempt To Clean The Bathroom For Hubby"
"Woke Up This Morning To My Plant Falling Off My Shelf Onto My Head… And While Cleaning It Fell From The Same Place Again"
"I Broke My Boyfriend's Tempered Glass While Cleaning Up His PC, Time To Pack My Bags Because I'm Gonna Be Single When He Gets Back Home"
"My Robot Vacuum Just Sucked Up Half A Roll Of Toilet Paper"
"Soaked My Blinds, In The Tub, To Wash Them. Hung Them Up To Dry Last Night. Come Downstairs This Morning, And They Are Like Tubes"
"It Turns Out My New Roomba Is Perfectly Tall Enough To Absolutely Obliterate Itself On The Bottom Of My Swivel Chair"
"I know the damage is basically just cosmetic, but I would like my expensive shiny things to stay shiny (for as long as possible) especially if they're expensive."
"How My Knife Broke Through The Glass While I Was Washing It"
None since that's a simple fix, just sand it a bit, rub oil on it then bake it. You have to try to ruin cast iron...
why not if the house only has one floor you end up with attic space over the garage.