"I Hear Screaming Coming From The Living Room, Only To Find My 5-Year-Old Daughter On The Floor With Her Hair All Sucked Up & Tangled In Our Ilife Robot Vacuum"
None since that's a simple fix, just sand it a bit, rub oil on it then bake it. You have to try to ruin cast iron...
why not if the house only has one floor you end up with attic space over the garage.