"I Was Washing The Dishes When The Sink Decided To Fall Out Of The Counter. First Time My Strange Habit Of Hoarding Large Bath Towels Has Proven Itself Useful"
None since that's a simple fix, just sand it a bit, rub oil on it then bake it. You have to try to ruin cast iron...
why not if the house only has one floor you end up with attic space over the garage.