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Nanny 2 month s ago
I like all of these cuz they're gross and most likely offensive to some who are way too easy to offend.
       
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Gilbert 2 month s ago
#17 Small consolation, I know, but at least she got to take her last bus ride with a kind, gentle person.
       
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Wilber 2 month s ago
#1 rule of acquisition 285: no good deed goes unpunished.
       
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Noel 2 month s ago
My friends wife told him she was pregnant but didn't know from who.
       
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"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn’t have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, “BE MY BABY’S DADDY!” I couldn’t get out in time."

 

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