"Going to a movie alone. There are just some movies that my wife does not want to see and I do. So when she’s off with her friends for an afternoon of playing cards or something like that, I go to a movie by myself and get the gigantic tub of popcorn with extra butter and a large Diet Coke. Sometimes I’ll even get some peanut M&Ms!"
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Wilber 2 month s ago
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#10 Everyone enjoys masturbating Most people just aren't willing to admit they like or do it.
#10 Everyone enjoys masturbating Most people just aren't willing to admit they like or do it.
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Olive 2 month s ago
#2 I would pay money to watch him be slowly fed into a wood chipper.
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Noel 2 month s ago
#2 "gigantic tub of popcorn with extra butter and a large Diet Coke"
Living the American dream. God forbid you have too much sugar in your drink
Living the American dream. God forbid you have too much sugar in your drink
#10 Everyone enjoys masturbating Most people just aren't willing to admit they like or do it.
Living the American dream. God forbid you have too much sugar in your drink