"Hearing my friend complain of the same people that I don’t like"
"Going to a movie alone. There are just some movies that my wife does not want to see and I do. So when she’s off with her friends for an afternoon of playing cards or something like that, I go to a movie by myself and get the gigantic tub of popcorn with extra butter and a large Diet Coke. Sometimes I’ll even get some peanut M&Ms!"
"Swinging on swings"
"Falling asleep at game night or family events to the sounds of my loved ones happy and laughing. Everyone gets annoyed by it but it’s the best sleep I ever get."
"The smell of gasoline at a gas station"
"Picking my wounds"
"I’m a grown @$$ man and I still enjoy kids films. Shrek, Toy Story, Ratatouille(my favourite), Monsters Inc, Zootopia, The Lego Movie, Finding Nemo. They’re all incredible."
"Classical music"
"Dipping french fries in milkshakes! Don’t knock it ’till you try it – it’s a surprisingly tasty combo."
"Masturbation."
"Getting High and playing video games against the AI on easy mode. Rack up those kills and have a good laugh."
"Singing along to a Muse or Linkin Park song (any good rock song works actually) and pretending I’m a rockstar. Nice way to relax actually."
"Popping pimples"
"Telling restaurants it’s my birthday and getting free stuff"
"Being a tiny bit ill so you HAVE TO lie on the sofa and get sympathy and snacks"
"Asmr videos. Not the freaky sh#t, though"
"Eating breakfast alone before everyone else is awake."
"Doing nothing
Like don’t get me wrong I like spending my weekends doing fun activities and hanging out with friendsBut there are days where I really just enjoy turning off my brain, accomplishing nothing, and not thinking about work or plans or timelines or responsibilities"
#10 Everyone enjoys masturbating Most people just aren't willing to admit they like or do it.
Living the American dream. God forbid you have too much sugar in your drink