"Ascaris worms are a type of large, parasitic roundworm that make their home in the human digestive tract. When you put those patients under for surgery, the anesthesia causes their blood to become slightly alkaline, which the worms hate. So after a few minutes they will start coming out of every orifice in the body. Nose, mouth, rectum."
#13 That's not quite true. It's the Cockroach's droppings that certain people (usually asthmatics) are allergic to. And it's typically cheap, canned ground coffee that has the droppings in it.