"If you have abdominal surgery and the surgeon needs your intestines out of the way they don’t try to get them back in exactly as they were. They can put them in pretty much any old way and they sort themselves out."
"Ascaris worms are a type of large, parasitic roundworm that make their home in the human digestive tract. When you put those patients under for surgery, the anesthesia causes their blood to become slightly alkaline, which the worms hate. So after a few minutes they will start coming out of every orifice in the body. Nose, mouth, rectum."
"Dead bodies moan and grunt when you move them. "
"Dolphins are known to be quite intelligent, but they can also be cruel. In some cases, they’ve been documented killing baby dolphins of other pods, seemingly for fun."
"Some people are born with a malformed mass of veins in their brain called an AVM and they have no idea unless it’s seen on a CT or MRI. Then one day it can burst without warning and that happy healthy person can die, suffer brain damage, paralysis, etc. No warning."
"A non zero number of farmers go missing yearly from pigs. They will eat just about anything."
“My father’s school did a guided tour through the woods searching and learning about local herbs.
A few years later, my father was still a child, police showed up and asked him if he recognised the man in a picture that they showed him. My father explained that he was the herbalist tour guide.
Apparently, the guy had murdered several boys and had my father’s name and address in his car.”
"There are more cells in your body that belong to other things like bacteria, fungi, viruses, and parasites than actual human cells."
"You’ve probably heard a fact about how 70% of the human body is water. We basically know this because of a Japanese general who roasted people in an oven."
"The CPR dummy face is based on the face of a teenage girl found dead in the Seine River in Paris in the 19th century. Her cause of death and identity is still unknown."
"Bed bugs mate through a process called Traumatic Insemination. The male bed bug stabs the female in her abdomen with his penis, which is very sharp then proceeds to fuck her open stomach wound."
"When a bug gets stuck in your eye that you can’t get out. Our eyes break down and “eat” them and we actually absorb the nutrients."
"People who are allergic to cockroaches can’t drink ground coffee because there’s ground cockroaches in it."
"Serial killer Joel Rifkin dismembered at least 2 of his victims with an exacto knife."
"Your immune system doesn’t know your eyes exist. If it learned, it would identify them as foreign, and try to destroy them."
#13 That's not quite true. It's the Cockroach's droppings that certain people (usually asthmatics) are allergic to. And it's typically cheap, canned ground coffee that has the droppings in it.