"I used to go to Subway knowing my bank account had like 45 cents in there. I’d customize my sandwich and when it was time to pay, I’d be like “ugh what is wrong with my card? I have money in there!”. Since my sandwich was customized to me, they would just give it to me. I was a cr#ppy teenager."
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Jonathan 4 month s ago
Most of those aren't Genius Hacks, just outright theft.
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Maggy 4 month s ago
Jonathan, Indeed. Two generations of so many people who believe that stealing is okay and then blame Boomers for it.
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Lainie 4 month s ago
How to be a dick tutorial
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Alphinias 4 month s ago
#5 Or, he was kidding about doing it on purpose (because why would a skilled wood worker do that to himself) and your dad asked him to leave simply because he was drunk and belligerent.
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Ambrose 4 month s ago
Truly. The world does not need lessons on how to be an A hole. Who thought this article was a good idea? Shame on you.
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Lila 4 month s ago
Genius hack? More likely me how to be a petty asshole that should get out more.
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Noel 4 month s ago
Item broken and out of warranty (or no sales-slip)? Buy another, swap for the broken one and return it. It will either be replaced or refunded. If replaced, you can sell it.
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Virdie 4 month s ago
#4 Even better, followup unfortunate truths with how you have improved, and the person will think you have integrity.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.