"When You Look Over 40 But You're Actually 12"
"When It’s Your First Day Of Kindergarten And Also Your First Day As Head Of The Pta"
"2006 Senior Picture"
"In Honor Of My Husband’s 37th Birthday, I Present To You His Senior Prom Photo From 2000"
"In 5th Grade I Was Worried I Would Blink And Mess Up My Year Book Photo"
"6th Grade Going On 60"
"That Time I Went To My High School Prom And Looked Like A 45 Year Old Woman"
"My Poor Parents...being Nice To Me Back In 1987 During My Billy Idol Skateboarding Phase"
"My Sisters And I Wanted Those Glamour Photos From The 90s, But We Were Too Young So Mum Had Us Do A Homemade One Instead"
"Me In The 80s. Sadly, The Coolest I Ever Looked"
"2006 And I Was 17. The Cure Was My Life"
"I Give You One 15 Yo Goth With Her Eyebrows Shaved Off. My Step Dad Nicknamed Me “Sunshine”"
"Family Photo. What A Mood"
"1993 Senior Pic, I Wore Those Boots To Hs The Entire Year. Iowa Winter And All"
"Me And Friends Before A Disturbed Concert In 2006. We're So Cool Posing In Front Of Mom And The Van"
"The Blunder Brothers, Circa 1994. I'm In Purple"
"Me, Circa 1991. My Mom Let Me Get The Laser Background. I Am So Proud Of This Pic!"
"My Husband (Right) And His Brother (Left). Prom 2006"
"I Swear It's Not Square Anymore"
"In 2004 I Won A Contest To Dj At My Very Small Hometown’s Easy-Listening Radio Station. I Proceeded To Play An Hour Of Evanescence Deep Cuts And Ruined Everyone’s Morning Commute"
"My Nickname Was "Ronald" In School"
"In 1989 I Made Myself A Fartbusters Uniform, Marched The Streets Singing “If Something Smells Strange In Your Neighbourhood…”"
"It Was The 80s. I Have No Other Excuse"
"I Looked Like Tommy Boy As A Little Girl (1995)"
Grow up kiddo. People still wear them. The big cities are full of them during the winter. Go back to talking to your back water town