"I Really Hate It When People Do This. Take A Minute And Put It Back Where You Found It"
"The Aftermath Of A Customer Who Accidentally Got The Wrong Burrito"
"I was a manager for Taco Bell last year, and we accidentally put red sauce on someone’s bean burrito (they asked for no red sauce), so he punched the drive-through window in, shattered the front door, and smeared his food on all the lobby windows."
"Customer Blocked 6 Parking Spots In Front Of Our Store And Walked Off"
"Target Nail Polish Aisle"
"Kamryn, Finley, and whomever else is in this presumably middle school girl crew decided to claim damn near every display in the nail polish aisle."
"The Grocery Store Had This Caution Tape Up Because They Are Redoing The Floors And That Is Wet Cement"
"An old man on an electric buggy lifted the tape and drove straight into the cement and then said, "I didn't know that was wet cement. They should have a sign-up." Umm, there was a caution tape..."
"People At Walmart Are Really Getting Out Of Control. This Was In Memphis"
"People Who Leave Their Trash On Shelves In Stores"
"How Do You Like My Speaker That Was Returned Last Night?"
"I'm Being Harassed At Work. There’s This One Customer Who Keeps Coming Into The Store I Work At To Hit On Me And Talk For An Hour At A Time, Coming In Multiple Times A Day"
"Ignoring my clear requests to stop. Today he came in with perfume. My boss won’t do anything about it."
"During Sales, People Touch Clothes And Throw Them On The Floor"
"Customer Dissatisfied With Dishwasher"
"We had a customer call in and complain that his dishwasher was taking 3 hours to wash and dry his dishes. While this is also somewhat true, he bought the dishwasher with the fewest features, and it was Energy Star-rated, so it does not dry fast to conserve energy. He said if we didn’t take it back, he would shoot it and put it at our front door. This is what we walked into this morning."
"Someone Returned A LEGO Set Because They Didn't Know LEGOS Came In Pieces"
"I Work Closing At Target, And Every Single Night I Have To Push 3-5 Carts Of Full Shopping Trips Abandoned By Customers"
"Customer Accidentally Dropped A Pound Of Screws Into A Box Of Nails"
"At My Local Walmart... Really, People?"
"Someone Decided To Make Slime At Target On Top Of The $150 Knife Sets"
"Remarks Like This Make Me Wish Mechanics Could Make People Retake Their Driver's License Test"
"Last week, I replaced a battery in a customer's car, and she is trying to claim the battery is causing weird things to happen to her car now. This morning, she said the red line was never there before the battery was replaced and wants a refund. Lord, help me."
"Customer Mailed Back His Computer Mouse"
"Customer Complained Having To Put Air In The Tire Every Day. I Wonder Why"
"Customer Didn't Know How To Drive A Manual, So She Just Drove Her VW Transporter Everywhere In 3rd Gear. We Only Put A New Clutch In It Last Year"