"The easiest way to make vanilla ice cream taste like wood."
"Some kid always would paint their nails"
"Some soon to be fridge art drying."
"A nutritious and “delicious” lunch."
"Ever drop a full sharpener worth of pencil shavings on the floor? Such a pain in the ass to clean."
"One pen to rule them all!"
"Ever skip an answer and mess up the rest of your scantron?"
"Glue easily became gross skin"
"Trapper Keeper had a wide variety of sweet covers"
"Kick Ball is known as Soccer Baseball in Canada."
"Did you ever actually use the white crayon?"
"Anyone remember this thing?"
"Hours of entertainment loading and unloading these bad boys"
"Harder than it looks to pull off!"
"Seven!"
"We bet that thermos smells like old Campbell’s soup"
"The Oregon Trail took no prisoners. RIP Nicole"