"I’m a bit of an “adventure eater.” I’ll try just about anything. There is one and only one thing I’ve tried that I will never try again:

Sea squirt sashimi. Besides the terrible, innuendo-filled name, the texture is terrible, you have to chew it off the rind, and it tastes like salted @$$hole.

I should have known when the waitress came by, saw my plate and said “Oh, is that sea squirt? I’m gonna stand here and watch you eat it."