"I have two very big leeks"
"I saw the Pyramids on my flight"
"Found an alien statue head in a riverbed"
"My neighbors sunflower has a comically small bloom for it's massive size."
"I left this cup in my car and after a couple days in the sun, the lid flattened out."
"Someone chopped down a tall tree to get a better view of Sydney harbour so the put up a tall sign where it once was to block the view."
"I have (almost) no eye colour"
"Cut open my papaya to a single seed"
"Found a tiny spoon inside my bag of chips."
"My new seatbelt buckle came with a sticker saying not to use it in Volvos specifically"
"I have the shape and texture of a feather at the bottom of my iris"
"Part of this zucchini's skin didn't form."
"Beautiful butterfly landed on me today"
"The book I’m reading has a misprint and a inserted fix"
"The urinals in our hotel in Delhi have little rugs under them."
"My buddy’s cupholder can fit an entire 2 liter bottle"
"Latte macchiato I made settled in 11 layers"
"Customer hadn’t changed their water filter since 2017"
"Worker at the car wash applied something to make my tires more black and it attracted bees"
"The toilet sign at the construction site I’m working on"