"This one is a little different. I was at a party a couple of years ago in South Mississippi. We were outside of some guys house at a bonfire & I really had to take a piss. I see an old barn & decide that seems like a great place to piss. I get to the barn & some big redneck guy is beside the barn, he seems to be having trouble getting his pants undone.

He turns to me and says, “Hey buddy! Can you hold my beer so I can take a piss?” So I hold his beer. He’s starts to wobble, he suddenly falls to the ground and proceeds to piss all over himself. I then say, “You okay? Have a little too much to drink?” The redneck gets up, looks me dead in the eyes & says, “Nah, I’m sober buddy, my dick just threw me off balance.”"