"In the early 2000s I was out in the woods with a buddy, Geocaching. We had to cross a small stream. He found a convoluted path across it, involving a janky log, and some creative stepping. I walked up to the edge of a berm overhanging the stream and said, “Watch this, this is how it’s done.” and I jumped. I planted my feet on the opposite side of the stream, but JUST on the opposite side. And then I lost my balance and fell @$$-first into the stream."