#14 This impudent gastronomic human defect probably had dozens of innocent restaurant's close up due to his allergic victimhood. If that list is real, any food service he gets food from should be legally exempt from any food related injury to him.
#20 Maybe they were cops or ambulance paramedics and they received an emergency dispatch in the middle of their meal. Those hungry bastards probably hated leaving it as much as you hated cleaning it up.
"When I worked at Chili's, a customer forgot their gun. I would’ve preferred $10, but I guess this will do. The customer came back and was mad that we confiscated it as the front door said no guns were allowed."
#14 This impudent gastronomic human defect probably had dozens of innocent restaurant's close up due to his allergic victimhood. If that list is real, any food service he gets food from should be legally exempt from any food related injury to him.
#20 Maybe they were cops or ambulance paramedics and they received an emergency dispatch in the middle of their meal. Those hungry bastards probably hated leaving it as much as you hated cleaning it up.
So kill yourself.