"$10 Would Have Been Preferred"
"When I worked at Chili's, a customer forgot their gun. I would’ve preferred $10, but I guess this will do. The customer came back and was mad that we confiscated it as the front door said no guns were allowed."
"A Customer Left A Bloody Paper Towel In Our Cookie Display"
"Starbucks Mobile Orders Make Store Customers Wait Longer While No One’s There To Pick Up Coffees"
"We Served A Party Of 40 Today At My Restaurant. Every One Of Them Ordered Separately"
"Some People Have Tempers. Thankfully, They Gave Us A Warning By Throwing Rocks At The Front Door First. By The Time The Rock Came Through The Window, We Were Already Away"
"We Got Slammed With These Orders Last Night, Only To Throw Them All Away Once We Closed. Busted Our Butts For Nothing"
"At First, I Thought This Guy With Two Birds At McDonald’s Was Really Cool. But Then, One Of The Birds Pooped On The Counter And Floor And He Did Absolutely Nothing To Clean It Up"
"I Live In Server Hell. Why Would Someone Leave This On The Plate?"
"A friend of mine is a waiter, and someone left a used tampon on their plate tonight..."
"Allergy List From Customer"
"A "Customer" Decided To Use The Wine Menu As A Doodle Pad With A Sharpie"
"These People In Oklahoma Show Up To Twin Peaks With An Assault Rifles"
"Some Woman At The Coffee Shop Has Her Bare Feet On A Chair"
"4 Customers Ordered $178 Worth Of Food, Ate About Half Of It, And Left This Mess For Us To Clean Up"
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