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Nibby 22 hours ago
#4 I'm tall and get a lot of 'can you get that from the top shelf for me" in supermarkets.

Except that one time a woman asked me to get the last pizza from the bottom of a freezer. She was so fat she couldn't reach down for it. All I could think is for her to maybe leave the pizza alone?
       
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Virdie 13 hours ago
#1 As a immunocompromised person who doesn't touch public surfaces (handrails, pens, TouchPad, doorknobs, etc) I WILL grab a railing if I'm about to fall. DuH!

#5 the last uncontested tribes is an island in India, not the America's. And Yes I'm sure they are waiting for signs we won't kill them instantly, like the Indian tribe (American no longer call our natives "Indian" because of this confusion)
       
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