"Bumming out goth and punk kids. They’re trying SO hard to look menacing and extreme. They have no frame of reference for some old geezer who says “Awww, that’s adorable! You look just like I did at your age. Do you still use Aqua Net for spiking your hair? That stuff was the sh#t! I went through a whole can doing my Mohawk for a Dead Kennedys show in ‘81.”"