"Bring A Prop For School Pictures. Most Kids Brought Sports Equipment Or An Instrument. I Brought...my Ventriloquist Dummy"
"Was Feeling Myself After Finding A Loose Tassel From My Friends Couch Pillows"
"Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic"
"My Friends And Family Let Me Leave The House Like This. It Was 1984, And I'm 15"
"Looking Back At This Mother Daughter Photo Shoot At Disney, I Can See My Mom Was Trying So Hard To Bond With Me… Her Angsty, Awkward 13yo Daughter"
"Old Lady In The 80’s"
"Mom Asked Me To Model For A “Moody” Photo Shoot. Peak 7th Grade Me"
"That Time I Wanted To Be A Denim Druid"
"When I Was 13 My Mom And I Had Some Fun After My Deadbeat Dad "Gifted" Me A Trash Bag Of His Girlfriend's Clothes, Left On Our Front Porch"
"I Didn't Even Play Guitar"
"Me Rockin' TF Out Of A Mullet And Living My Best Life In Hawaii 1994"
"My College Rebel Phase Was To Be The Opposite Of My Hippy Dippy Parents"
"I Looked Ready To Join The Golden Girls By The Time I Was 7 In 2004. Can You Tell I Wasn’t Pleased?"
"My Wife Framed This Atrocity. 7yrs Old In 1987"
"1995-1997 My Dear Grandpa Showed These To My Fiance The Night Before Our Holy Matrimony"
"I Got The Jacket From The Lost And Found Box And Spray Painted My Shoes Gold In Welding Class, Myspace Delivered Too Hard Circa 2007"
"4th Grade 1991, Laser Background, Big Wire Frame Glasses And Ministry Shirt. Doesn't Get Much More Early 90s Than This"
"Mil Killing It With Another Share: Husband Age 14"
"I Think This Hairstyle Was A Thing?"
"I Can Guarantee Protection"
"15 Years Ago"
"Went To School As A Girl For Halloween, Circa 2007"