"“Why are you spying on me?”

I was working in a call center for Dish Network and a guy called in, very upset.

He wanted to know why Dish Network was spying on him. I tried to let him know that we were not in fact spying on him. Which he countered with, “If you are not spying on me then why is there a camera in the damn box?”

“Sir, a camera? There is no camera in the receiver” I respond.

“Yes there is,” he screams. “I know there is because I can see everything happening in my room on the TV right now.”I sat there and pondered that statement, trying to figure out what was happening.

I asked, “Sir, is your TV off right now?”

In the background I hear the clear sound of a TV being turned on.

I then said, “Sir, that is called a reflection. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

He hung up."