#3 maybe it was a hint, you stupid douchebag.

#7 This benign photo can have infinite situational captions. But, go ahead and be the pussy-boy victim constantly whoring for upvotes and undeserved attention. Your parents probably went to the restroom. Or, as you indicated...they went out for a smoke together to escape your unrelenting cringe for a few damn minutes. You're also 42 years old, and these are for you Happy friggin' Birthday, ffffffffaggot.