"My sons happy meal came with a Shrek toy despite the fact that Shrek hasn't been in cinemas in 14 years."
What you have is 5 random cards that won't win any hand!!!
A pair of two's would own you!!!
Please come play poker at my house
This is Texas hold 'm. You combine your own 2 card with three from the table. There is a player with a royal flush alright.
There are lots of variants of poker. For instance Caribbean stud or Omaha hold 'm.
#8 The book is "Fire Starter."
#10 In a school? That must be in the mens bathroom
#40 No it's not, it's plastic