"After I came back from Autumn break, I saw that my students had made my styrofoam pumpkin “rot”"
"One of my arms has a straight vein and one has a squiggly vein"
"This (unopened) bottle of apple juice came with an extra cap"
"This slope in Berlin has a shopping cart on top of it"
"This pizzeria sign is an actual pizza encased in acrylic."
"This hotel shower has a hole so you can turn the water on without getting wet (door opens from opposite end)"
"My fortune cookie told me to seek help"
"Found 2 unused 1987 Disney One Day Passports in a Stephen King book I picked up"
"The washing instructions on my dog harness include a reminder to pet your dog"
"My sister’s high school has free period products"
"My cars windshield was covered by snow, except for the spot with the dashcam"
"McDonald’s accidentally threw a key in our bag"
"Someone got a royal flush during our casual game of poker last night."
"The water drops on top of this car are multicolored only on the sunroof"
"The same beanie baby but the one on the right I’ve had for almost 23 years"
"The way the sunlight glows through the end grain of this wood."
"I have a small button close to my floor that does nothing when pressed."
"My pizza stone thermal-cracked in an aesthetically pleasing way."
"The pen in my hotel room looks like a pencil and has an eraser"
"The Louis Vuitton building in NYC is dressed up as a suitcase during construction"
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What you have is 5 random cards that won't win any hand!!!
A pair of two's would own you!!!
Please come play poker at my house
This is Texas hold 'm. You combine your own 2 card with three from the table. There is a player with a royal flush alright.
There are lots of variants of poker. For instance Caribbean stud or Omaha hold 'm.
#8 The book is "Fire Starter."
#10 In a school? That must be in the mens bathroom
#40 No it's not, it's plastic