"My chopsticks had termites"
"The way this tree fell"
"Glass split clean in half after I put cold water in it"
"My sons happy meal came with a Shrek toy despite the fact that Shrek hasn't been in cinemas in 14 years."
"The inside of this long kiwi I cut open"
"I own a dynamite plunger."
"This banana refused to ripen"
"My fortune cookie had a casino ad in it"
"Someone brought a rabbit to my college lecture"
"This history book of world war 1 from before there was a second war"
"The oil in my salad bowl smiled at me"
"One abnormally smooth brick on our +100 year old house."
"Pulled this blown bulb out of a car at work today"
"SpaceX rocket taking off next to my plane"
"These dragonflies evenly spaced on a fence"
"British Airways Wi-Fi switch (public area - anyone could toggle)"
"My dogs all have different reflective eye colors"
"Someone sent my Etsy package using stamps from the 1970's"
"Patrika Gate in Jaipur, India"
"Grapefruit juice cap is a grapefruit"
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What you have is 5 random cards that won't win any hand!!!
A pair of two's would own you!!!