“The moment we realized our turkey was not, in fact, cooked to the perfect temperature.”
“Ps5 exhaust melted the wall paint.”
“My shaving cream exploded.”
“Guess which one I just put in my hair.”
“Had a delivery today and the customer is closed. Company was expecting me to reload today.”
“Thought I’d found a foreign object in my cereal, turns out it was just part of my tooth.”
“My phone was stolen at a four day concert and it’s all the way in China now..”
“I had been wearing my slippers for about 10 minutes this morning when I felt something cold on my foot…”
“Just bit into the back side of an earring found in my takeaway.”
“Decided to wrap some presents. The store is over an hour away.”
“Some d-bag tried to steal our car and promptly backed it into the ditch along side the driveway. Stolen for a total of 10 seconds.”
"A classic blender mishap."
“Glass door exploded before work – have to wait 6 days before it can get fixed.”
“Brother was gifted a Martinellis from the local food bank. It tasted off… Expired in 2012.”
“Sidewall blew on the highway…”
“Motherboard cracked a week into uni.”
“Wife wanted a picture on the ‘Revenge of the Mummy Ride’ for our anniversary. A 100 min queue later, guess who was the only one who got blocked.”
“My monitors fell over while i was asleep.”
“Neighbors above us clogged the sink on thanksgiving and ours started spewing stinky oil and green beans, maintenance can’t come for 24 hours.”
“They sold my boyfriend an uncooked pumpkin pie at the grocery store.”
“Work party cancelled because of low attendance. I made a Yule log and tiramisu cake.”
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and god forbid you have to wait a whole 6 days!! put some plywood up. there's people sleeping outside from the hurricane 2 months later
uh no, not vegan, has dairy.
Not in the cheese it doesn't