"My Mom's House Burned Down But There Was Still American Cheese In The Fridge"
"It Appears That I Slept On An Open Safety Pin Last Night"
"Bit Into Something Hard In A Fried Oyster And Found A Small Pearl"
"This Rack Of Consent Badges At A Furry Convention"
"My Mother Is Making Sauce In A Mortar Made With Volcanic Rock And The Flame On The Stove Turned Green"
"This Rug Matches The Pattern Of The Tile Beneath"
"My Grandmother Planted A Pumpkin In Our Backyard, It Grew Over The Pine Tree And Now I Have Pumpkins Growing On My Roof"
"My Toothpick Has A Perfect .5 Millimeter Hole In It"
"Bird Seed Went Untouched For So Long It That Turned Into A Little Garden"
"A Bathroom, 275 Feet Below The Ground. Mammoth Cave National Park, USA"
"My GF Captured The Exact Moment The Lights Changed Colour At The Concert"
"Us Military Prototype Combat Boots W/ Bare Footprint"
"Rats Steal Peanut M&ms And Ate Only The Peanuts"
"The Way These Garden Snakes Are Coiled Up Outside My Window"
"I Accidentally Drew The Most Perfect Lambda I've Ever Seen"
"The Tomatoes I Bought From The Store Started Sprouting Without Rotting"
"A Tree That Someone Tied A Knot In When It Was Still Small"
"My Salt Lamp Has Mysteriously Leaked"
"An Official Device To Cause A Train Derailment"
"Visited A Friend In Norway That Owns 5 Cheese Slicers"
"Remodeled My Bathroom In 1987 When I Was 25 And Left A Beer Can And Coin In The Wall For Some Future Worker To Find. Today I Found It"
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Common in certain breeds of cat (especially Siamese and Ragdoll, they can start off almost white and end much darker)
OK, Napoleon!