“My spouse’s Christmas bonus.”
“Family member gave us a cubby house for free. This is how they dropped it off.”
“I’m 30, I’d prefer gray hair.”
“After struggling financially, finally saved up enough for our first vacation in 3 years. Forecast is this the entire 3 days we are here.”
“Saw this while getting breakfast.”
“This sign went up after me and my family started using the pool at our hotel. Pic two is how red it made my eyes.”
“Wife made a christmas turkey , we found this *baked* earbud in the pan the next day”
“Bought a new car last week. Mother-in-law takes it for one drive last night…”
“I just wanted to enjoy a nice mug of tea this evening.”
“Bought our first house and had our first Christmas tree.”
“On a cruise and got this message.”
Peas on earth