“I’m fine; how are you?”
“It’ll only take a minute”
“I have read and agree to the terms and conditions”
“Just one more…”
"Your call is important to us."
“I promise I will return your money back.”
"If the surgeon says, “you’ll experience some mild discomfort.” You know it’s gonna hurt like hell. It’s guaranteed."
"Height (overstate)
Weight (understate)"
“When I am elected, I will…”
"Corporate one -> ”If there are any questions, please don‘t hesitate to ask“"
"“You can do anything if you our your mind to it.” Just no. We all have our limitations. I could study my @$$ off and cut out all junk food and work out non stop. Does it mean I’m going to be the next Elon Musk or Albert Einstein or Usain Bolt? No.
We all have limitations"
“Sorry just seeing your text now”
"I’m here for you."
"“I recently read somewhere that…” Aka, saw something on an Instagram reel"
“I’m not mad”
"We will get back to you"
"It’s not u, it’s me"
"Single women in your area ready to fu—"
“He’s just a friend”