The person who just got assigned the world's worst work email:
This person who boarded their 14-hour flight only to learn that their screen was the only one that didn't work:
This person, who just wanted to enjoy a nice bowl of Cookie Crisps for breakfa- wait, hold on, there's a damn SPIDER IN THE CEREAL:
This person, who put their measuring cup in the dishwasher and came out with...just a cup:
This person, who got a ticket for "parking on the grass":
This person who was using a contraction monitoring app that prompted her to give them a rating in the middle of labor:
This person who forgot to change their registration tags, so their homeowners association thought it would be a perfect idea to put an impossible to remove sticker on their window, just for funsies:
This person whose pregnancy was announced to their parents via this appointment confirmation their mother was sent by the doctor without permission:
This person who just wanted to make a nice strawberry banana smoothie and was duped, lead astray, hoodwinked!
This person who ordered a sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich and got a very reasonable and generous helping of egg, as you can see:
This poor soul who very creatively ripped their pants at work in a way I have never seen another person do:
This person, who bought "extra cookie" cookies and cream and got this sick joke of a tub instead:
This person who thought, "You know what? I'm gonna sit back, relax, and try my hand at crocheting!" only to spawn this horrifying little guy:
This person, who looked under their bed one day and learned that their partner just throws their single-use contacts down there every day instead of in the trash like a human being:
This person, who had the misfortune of living across from an apartment complex that a) just got these wildly bright floodlights and b) does not answer their office phone:
And finally, this person who got their Valentine allllll these roses and made them some cute lil Lego roses...only to get dumped before giving their gift:
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