“I’ve been stuck in an elevator for over an hour. The fire department can’t get me out.”
“I found ants floating in my ice maker.”
“A stock I’ve lost over 99% of my investment in got delisted”
“Finally decided to get something nice for myself :(“
“Left a paper cup from the movie theater in my car for a few days, and the soda dissolved it.”
“Guess my new cutting board wasn’t dishwasher safe…”
“No more popcorn for me!”
“Guess the glass wasn’t tempered?”
“If we’re doing fucked up diplomas, the post office ran mine over with a truck.”
“How my new credit card arrived yesterday”
“Plow guy drove into my car first thing in the morning.”
“First thing I see when I get into work today…”
“My car battery decided to kick the bucket while driving home”
“I thought I removed all the paper tags before putting my new clothes in the washing machine…?”
“Set my change jar on the ground not quite softly enough.”
“Print took 12 hours to complete. Not even 5 minutes after I took it off the print bed…”
“Why are people like this”
“Travelled from New Zealand to Canada to snowboard just to break my wrist and hand on my first run.”
“Got this shitty cardboard fork with my poutine today”
“4 years of hard work and $40,000 later, just for my diploma to get shipped to me like this.”
“Accidentally cut through my central heating pipe with my multi tool..”
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#30 Common sense says no wood cutting board is dishwasher safe. You want dishwasher safe? Buy a plastic one.
It is motor oil contaminated with coolant. Probably the reason why the oil was removedfrom the engine.